For the uninitiated, Limericks are 5 liners with rhyming pattern of aa bb a i.e the first, second and fifth lines follow similar rhyme with the second and third line following a different rhyme. Limericks were popular atleast during my teenage on account of their salacious content and humour. If the youngsters of today can enlighten me on its current status, I would be grateful.
I
There was a MP who slapped the manager of a bank,
Drunk with power, hiding behind his status and rank,
Caught on the camera, the whole episode he denied,
On his own political clout as a SC/ST leader he relied,
Do we require such leaders? That is my question frank.
II
And now, I hear even a High Court judge has sought,
Protection from Minister, whose loyalty is easily bought,
The quagmire, the muck, the corruption vile,
Makes me mad and angry, brings up my bile,
This is not the freedom for which our forefathers fought.
III
There was a talk of Section 377 finally being abolished,
The age old law was definitely draconian and ghoulish,
With great enthusiasm, out came the gay pride,
Only to realise that they have been taken for a ride,
The Govt is scared of its vote bank being demolished.
IV
Religion, caste, creed, region, ethnicity – our people divide,
On being Indians foremost there seems to be lesser pride,
Spurred on by politicians for their selfish personal gains,
To differentiate ourselves into sub groups we take pains,
When will the people of my country stem this rotten tide?

Very nice!
Hi Nadeem,
Very nice indeed.
Limericks are pithier if the third and fourth are short and single phrases as is in the classic style. Edward Lear’s classic illustrates:
There was a young lady of Niger
who went for a ride on a Tiger
They returned from the ride
with the lady inside
And a smile on the face of the Tiger.
Happy limericking!
Ashwin Baindur
(I came here ex Tarique’s Facebook post).
Re: Very nice!
Hi
Thanx and point taken. Here is what happened to the tiger next….
After eating the lady the tiger did broadly smile,
Which was replaced by a grimace in a short while,
Poisonous chemicals in cosmetics fake,
A toll on tiger’s health did take,
And he died after post dinner walk of just a mile.
Nadeem
Ah! your posts were missed. Glad to read from you in a long time.
, they are indeed fun!
Happy limericking
Thanx. Nice to be welcomed
superb!!! creation sir…